August 14, 2014

Kim Kardashian teaches Andy Cohen the art of the selfie.

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August 14, 2014
"Jennifer is such a wonderful girl. We’ve had so much fun working together and I’m so proud of her success. She’s one of the most down-to-earth and unpretentious individuals you could ever meet, and it’s such a pleasure to spend time with her. Jennifer is incredibly talented and she’s one of those natural performers who are instinctively good at what they do."

— Bradley Cooper, when asked, “With Serena, does it seem surreal to be working on your third film with Jennifer Lawrence?” (via jenniferlawrencedaily)

August 14, 2014

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August 13, 2014

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August 13, 2014
did-you-kno:

Most Pufferfish contain tetrodotoxin, which can be 1,200 times more poisonous than cyanide. One fish contains enough poison to kill 30 people, with no known antidote.
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did-you-kno:

Most Pufferfish contain tetrodotoxin, which can be 1,200 times more poisonous than cyanide. One fish contains enough poison to kill 30 people, with no known antidote.

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August 11, 2014
There’s A Lake Where You Can Swim With Jellyfish That Won’t Sting You

alejandrostravel:

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There is a magical lake in the Rock Islands of Palau where you can swim with the jellyfish worry-free.

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The lake became a tourist attraction and people can go swimming and snorkeling with them.

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The jellyfish lost their stingers over the years because they don’t need them to fight off predators.

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Learn more about the land of friendly, magical jellyfish.

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August 6, 2014

If you have to call me name, I prefer Ross the Divorcer. It’s just cooler.

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August 6, 2014
thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

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August 6, 2014

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August 6, 2014

Anna Kendrick Birthday Countdown

» Day Two: Favorite Tweets

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August 6, 2014

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August 6, 2014

runningjulez:

this is me every 3 hours

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August 6, 2014

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August 6, 2014
kunaigirl:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

WHAT

kunaigirl:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

WHAT

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August 6, 2014

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