Kim Kardashian teaches Andy Cohen the art of the selfie.
— Bradley Cooper, when asked, “With Serena, does it seem surreal to be working on your third film with Jennifer Lawrence?” (via jenniferlawrencedaily)
Most Pufferfish contain tetrodotoxin, which can be 1,200 times more poisonous than cyanide. One fish contains enough poison to kill 30 people, with no known antidote.
There is a magical lake in the Rock Islands of Palau where you can swim with the jellyfish worry-free.
The lake became a tourist attraction and people can go swimming and snorkeling with them.
The jellyfish lost their stingers over the years because they don’t need them to fight off predators.
If you have to call me name, I prefer Ross the Divorcer. It’s just cooler.
Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.
When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.
My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.
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